sky rockets and boats

erro_faunus @ 2007-04-16T21:33:00

2007-04-16T20:37:40Z

i give up, i can't fight this. i'm tired.

i promised i'd love you for a long time, i can't help but keep my promise. i'll love you for the rest of my life
and just get over the idea that its never going to be as good as when i kissed you
i know you don't feel the same

i'm done

erro_faunus @ 2007-04-15T23:33:00

2007-04-15T22:41:46Z

i don't deserve to feel like this. i was just trying to be a nice guy

hey did you know i once prayed? yeah...ME! i don't know who too but they answered, really they did.
i asked for something, one single kiss that i was willing to suffer any pain for...and i got a whole bunch of them!

know i guess i'm paying the debt....thing is if i'd known it would feel like, i would have kissed her still and three times more, even if the was three times worse.

oh yeah...what i meant to say was.......ow

lol

need a ship, i'd ask her to run away with me if i thought she'd say yes. who knows, maybe i'll just get a pet turtle

i like being emo here, then i don't have to be in the real world. mmm cearal, bah! who am i kidding? i'm no emo, i'm just REALLY upset, but i have the bestest friend i ever did know and i still wear the ring to prove it

see you later kids

erro_faunus @ 2007-04-12T18:39:00

2007-04-12T17:41:00Z

i am a bad person

dream

2007-04-02T22:32:57Z

did you have one of those dreams, i lived mine once and know its all i dream. i'm gonna make my own life better, it starts with a tattoo next week (marvel logo!) this week i get my provisional licence to drive then i'm outta here lol nah, i'm here for a little longer. my plan is going great, lost some people along the way but they're welcome to join me again. it's taking slightly longer than i thought, but then i keep spending my money rather than saving it *tut i kept all this a secret in the hope i could reveal it in one big surprise, but no one stuck around. maybe i'll find someone new to sail away with...know anyone? i don't know whats going to happen, i can't wait to find out...

I'm sorry I have to say but it looks like your sad
Your smile is gone; I noticed it bad

adventure

2007-03-26T23:25:42Z

i'm going to go the most incredible adventure, i will run far away from home. set sail into the sea and not come back for the longest time.
how? the bank has approved me a loan of ten thousand pounds, with i'm going to put a deposit on a ship; a two/three person sailing ship. then i will get a job at the coast, get transfered to another branch of the company i work for...which is easy. i'll live on the ship, cool huh? i'll get a morgage to cover the rest of the ship, pay the entire sum off in 8 years. then sail away at the age of only twenty six. first though i have to go sailing a few more times, and learn to drive...then i'm outta here. i just i wasn't doing alone, that bit scares me a bit, but i've been left alone so ah well...maybe i'll find someone who will run away with me, can you suggest anyone?

i can do anything, if you want me here
i can fix anything, if you'll let me near
i'll find you

it snowed in england

2007-02-09T23:09:02Z

k, so i don't know about any of your guys who may read this' homelands but in my particular area of england snow like this isn't too common these days. i guess snow doesn't really matter to people anymore, but it tends to bring out the best in the good...and me being somewhat of a good guy i play in the snow...as you can see

http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h193/erro_faunus/memono.jpg

http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h193/erro_faunus/mecroutched.jpg

i used to spend a lot of time alone, so much so that i got used to it...then i met my friend again, she reminded me that i can't survive on my own, not even with snow angels. and although i do like being on my own sometimes, i look forward to each time i see people who know me...friends are great.

erro_faunus @ 2007-01-23T22:43:00

2007-01-23T22:46:34Z

mmm-kay, decided to be a little less self pitying. we're still friends which means the world to me, it really does. and i'll be fine once i stop wanting to be with her, which could take a while but oh well lol i'll always love her, but it can in a friends way if it has to be. not going to get as down anymore i think.

other notes: i'll be publishing a comic soon if anyone is interested

erro_faunus @ 2007-01-12T21:57:00

2007-01-12T21:59:39Z

she's just like lauren, use me to get over your ex then leave me when you realise its not working. she isn't even glad we got some time together. i want to wake up with her again so much, i want to kiss her and i want her to want me to and want me too. (clever word play)i love cheering them up, but when i got down they weren't there for me like i was there for them, they just left. i love her

erro_faunus @ 2007-01-12T13:06:00

2007-01-12T13:11:09Z

i hate to my very bones, waking up alone. i mean nothing to the only person i want to mean something to, and she doesn't care. she loves someone else who is a milion worse than me, but she doesn't want to be with him coz he sucks and thats what upsets her, because she can't be with him. she couldn't care less that she's not with me.

i think i'm upset a little.

brightside: i now know how to skateboard

erro_faunus @ 2006-12-09T23:23:00

2006-12-09T23:23:19Z

i'm at a real low, she hates me because i'm not my old self and i'm not because she hates me. it only gets to me so much because i love her. i miss her

erro_faunus @ 2006-11-11T13:48:00

2006-11-11T13:48:32Z

Hey, click here and we can both get a free Laptop
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this company has sent out over $14 million dollars worth of products, let's get ours... it will be fun :)

just follow the link and get free stuff, i recomend getting the gala bingo offer because for the five pound fee i got a laptop!!!

erro_faunus @ 2006-10-25T16:04:00

2006-10-25T16:05:44Z

do you ever feel like your living under the vanilla sky? in the lucid dream you designed for yourself?

erro_faunus @ 2006-10-25T12:07:00

2006-10-25T12:08:50Z

i have a new foo fighters favourite: aurora! it's awesome

erro_faunus @ 2006-10-19T13:21:00

2006-10-19T12:24:03Z

tried a quiz and it didn't post so i have nothing to write. gay

erro_faunus @ 2006-10-18T12:54:00

2006-10-18T11:56:05Z

Cowboy story

The moon? No way!

If you are following the story then our heroes rocketed to the moon in a rocket ship. Feathery Phil the emu was a bit shaken up by the ordeal understandably and on landing on the moon ran like a flustered chicken to the other side of the moon.

Yes way!

Being left on their own cowboy Jamie and Danielle decided to go walking on the moon, oh what a sight that was, cowboy boots and hats on the moon! Much fun was had.
“well howdy-do! Look at that.” said the cowboy, he pointed to an awesome crater in the moons surface,
“looks like fun,” said Danielle, “race you to the bottom.” so they ran as fast as they could on the moon (which is about as fast as a small possum with a slightly obese child riding it) and about three days later made it to the bottom, Danielle winning of course because along the way Jamie realised that the moon was made of blancmange so stopped for a treat. After a brief rest at the bottom they:
“I heard a noise.” said Danielle
“sounds like a buffalo scratching itself against a mans back in the cold of the night.” said Cowboy Jamie
“ok guy…er what do you think it is?” she asked
“could be another ship.” and as he said that a giant ship crossed the edge of the crater and started to descend into the hole. It had huge sails and a skull on it flag, space pirates!
“pirates?!?!?” said Danielle,
“looks like it.” said Jamie. The ship dropped anchor and a funny looking gal jumped off.

Elle Bones

“avast ye me hearties, does tha know wherest the capin is?” she said,
“… … … … what was that lil‘ lady, I didn‘t quite catch that?” said Jamie,
“oh, sorry I forgot to take my pirate translator off. My name is Elle Bones, my the first mate of this ship. What I said was: hi, do you know where our captain is?” she said,
“no, we haven’t seen any pokes, why?” said Danielle,
“let me tell you a short tale: we were sailing the sky when a dark blue rocket with a fringe hit our ship, in the panic the power of our ship was stolen along with the Captain. All we saw was the fringe head toward the dark side off the moon.” explained Elle,
“why would any one want to steal the Captain and the power source?” asked Jamie
“well, our best bet is this: on the dark side of the moon live a clan of brooding and fringed people called Emo’s, these people love to by depressed as it makes them look cool which is why we think they stole the Captain, you see he is the coolest guy in the universe, so if they can convert him then there’ll be no stopping them. As for the power source, well their numbers are getting ever bigger so we believe they stole the power source to charge their hair straighteners in order to create the ultimate fringe!” she said
“well that just won’t do, damn dirty varmints! We’d best go sort them out and get your Captain back.” said jamie,
“but aren’t we out numbered by about a squillion?” said Danielle
“legend tells of a half breed warrior who lives on the dark side and fights to destroy all that is Emo. He’s is by all accounts a Chav but within him lies a heart too weird and cool to be truly Chav.” said Elle,
“that’s amazing. Lets go find him” said Danielle,
“nah, be right I’m here already.” said a tracksuit clad guy from the top of the crater, “let’s go, oh I’m Lew by the way…Superchav!”
“oh right, let’s giddy-up then.” said Jamie.

The Emu’s return

As they set off the attack the Emo city and get many fringes stuck to their shoes, they heard the sound of large feet running across the blancmange surface of the moon. Soon they saw what was making the noise: Phil was coming out of the dark side of the moon with an incredibly cool looking Guy on his back!
“where did you come from Phil?” asked Jamie,
“fluff!” said Phil,
“oh really, Phil says this.” said Jamie,

“when Phil set off running once we’d landing we wanted some where quite to sit down for a bit and knowing that on earth dark places normally mean quite he headed for the dark side. Once he got there he realised that it wasn’t quite at all but that a load of moping dudes were sat being gay with fringes so he just carried on running. They saw him and threw weird clothes at him and hair products until he eventually became a bit Emo looking himself. As he ran he noticed that there was this amazingly cool guy who could be touched one squippy bit by the Emo way but was a bit out numbered so he turned towards him, and as he passed this Guy jumped on his back. Phil ran as fast as he could through all the depressing poetry and ankle tight jeans, through he did trip on something he assumed to be a spare fringe. Final they made it out of the dark and bumped into us.” said Jamie.

Captain Ewan

“hey, I’m Captain Ewan.” said the Captain
“oh Herro.” said Lew
“howdy, I’m Cowboy Jamie.” said Jamie,
“hey j.d.” replied Ewan, “so I see Elle brought a rescue party, cool, Batman here? No, ah well. Best be getting off eh? Got to get to that place where Steven Fry narrates everything you do. You guys wanna come?”
“sure.” said Danielle,
“yeah I’m up for that.” said Lew
“boy-howdy.” said Jamie.
“fluff.” said Phil,
“right, follows us on the ship.” said Ewan,
“wait!” said Elle Bones, “we still don’t have the power source, we can’t fly.”
“it’s fine, I think my Emo Emu found it. He tripped over it after some Emo left it to re-sweep his fringe, it still in his toes.”
“come here Mr. Emu, let me squip those toes.” said Elle, soon after they were on their happy way.

Notes:
My depiction of Ewan is nothing to his true coolness.
Lew (Lewis) the Chav warrior went back to the moon and kick some god damn fringe!
Jamie apologised for getting a bit, in the middle of this story, low, it must have been the Emo influence but thanks to Ewan he is now immune.
As for the cowboy story: it continues as usual, bouncing along all chirpy like.

erro_faunus @ 2006-10-17T11:56:00

2006-10-17T11:58:53Z

eric cartman just said the sickest thing i've ever heard him say: em-hem "he just made me close my eyes and suck it out of a hose."

if you've seen an episode of southpark called the simpsons already did it then you'll know what i'm talking about. DUDE!!!!!!! ah, arh ar ar ah

erro_faunus @ 2006-10-16T15:31:00

2006-10-16T14:32:10Z

http://www.puddingstore.com/Quizes/quizcandyman.jpg

erro_faunus @ 2006-10-16T14:18:00

2006-10-16T14:25:41Z

i start work with the ranger service monday!!! it's voluntary so unpaid but after doing that for the rest of my gap year i'll be in the perfect position to to get a job with them or a similar profession! i can't wait, it's like my perfect job... wooo hooo!!

on other notes: me and my girlfriend are on a break :-( but i guess it's knida good because she wants to get her life sorted out a little bit and i need to become my old cheerful self again. i'm not sure if it is an actual 'break' because we aren't together really at all but we are in love and both think we'll be together again eventually, we just need to be alone for a bit, or thats how i understand it.

erro_faunus @ 2006-09-18T23:11:00

2006-09-18T22:14:29Z

i am cold
alone
desperate
lost
numb
sick
dead
and in dire need of that single kiss that will revive my only happiness
and it has been ripped away from me leaving my guts and heart all over the street
i am crying

yyyyeeeeeahhhhh i knew it!!!!

2006-09-09T16:34:44Z

You Are Spider-Man

Quick and agile, you have killer instincts (literally).
And that kind of makes up for the whole creepy spider thing.

What Superhero Are You?

erro_faunus @ 2006-08-25T20:27:00

2006-08-25T19:28:22Z

LAYER ONE: ON THE OUTSIDE
Name: jamie
Birthdate: june 1st
Birth place: Northern General hospital england
Current Location: computer room, uk
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Right or Lefty: Righty
Zodiac Sign: gemini

LAYER TWO: ON THE INSIDE
Your heritage: 1 eighth italian
What Shoes Did You Wear Today: one red and one green converse, cowboy boots
Your fears: not loving, not dying, spiders (but I handle spiders on purpose to deal wit hthe feeeeaaarrr!!)
Your perfect pizza: four kinds of cheese, lots of peperroni
Goal you'd like to achieve: put on a stone so I’m not underweight, get a job at a comic book store

LAYER THREE: YESTERDAY, TODAY, TOMORROW:
Your most overused phrase: “thanks, thanks a lot” , or woooow
Your thoughts first waking up: next to Danielle “man I love you”. on my own “what’s that smell?”
Your best physical feature: I like my arms but my hair is better
Your bedtime: varies massively
Your most missed memory: I don’t know I can’t remember it, man I miss it

LAYER FOUR: YOUR PICK:
Pepsi or Coke: mix them, or vanilla coke
Single or group dates: single dates are more romantic
Adidas or Nike: isn’t it “Nike or Adidas”?
Lipton Tea or Nestea: lipton
Chocolate or vanilla: mmmmmmmm……… sorry what was the question
Cappuccino or coffee: cappuccino

LAYER FIVE: DO YOU?
Smoke: nah it dirty
Cuss: occasionally
Take a shower: when I can
Have a crush(es): nope, I’m in love
Think you've been in love: see above
Like(d) high school: is that secondary school or college? I liked both
Want to get married: sure, you offering?
Get motion sickness: nope I’d be a crap pirate/cowboy if I did
Think you're a health freak: nope, and I’m still underweight. I blame McDonalds for lowering their fat content
Get along with your parents: yeah we are cool, though I did just tell them I’m moving out
Like thunderstorms: like a bone!!!
Play an instrument: spoons

LAYER SIX: IN THE PAST MONTH
Drank alcohol: yeah, jack is my friend
Been asked out on a date: No
Gone to the mall: yep, and applied for a job at the comic store
Been on stage: fraid not
Eaten Sushi: no but now I want some
Been dumped: no, got my bones squipped though
Gone skating: yeah I did! Just bought my first skateboard, nearly died on the ramp but am getting better
Gone skinny dipping: I wish
Dyed your hair: no but Danielle did, purple, it looks hot
Stolen anything: no but got accused of shop lifting super glue and sweets.

LAYER SEVEN: HAVE YOU EVER
Played a game that required removal of clothing: is sex a game?
Gotten beaten up: no I’m pretty tough and am too nice to get in a fight
Changed who you were to fit in: no, everyone seems to like me as I am, it’s nice.

LAYER EIGHT: GETTING OLDER
Age you hope to be married: before I’m dead
Number of Children: I’d be more than happy with one
Describe your dream wedding: on a hill
What do you want to be when you grow up: a fir…wait what am I saying, I’m not growing up
What country would you most like to visit: finland

LAYER NINE: IN A GAL/GUY
Best eye color?: brown/green
Best hair color?: best?…white
Short or long hair: short
Height: would be nice
Best first date location: resturant that sells salmon, after bowling that is
Articles of clothing?: fun
Best first kiss location: a dark country road on the way home

LAYER TEN: IN THE NUMBERS
Number of people i can trust completely: 2, my mum and my girl friend
Number of CD's I own: what are cd’s, I have tapes
Number of piercings: thinking about it
Number of tattoos: hopefully one soon
Number of times been on T.V.: three times
Number of times my name has appeared in the Newspaper: a few
Number of things in my past that I regret: for a long time I had one, but I finally let it go.

erro_faunus @ 2006-08-22T10:22:00

2006-08-22T09:22:53Z

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i'm back

2006-08-20T10:46:22Z

howdy guys, i'm back to type after a while. my computer commited suicide and had to be recalled so i couldn't get access to lj!! crazy

anyhoo... i'm fantastic and in love, and with my best friend from school no less, ah man it's good.

so now i'm back i have two q's that i have discovered the answers too in my little break from lj:

what is your favourite song at the mo? and, who is your favourite fictional character?
mine are fast car by tracey chapman and the vampire Lestat

erro_faunus @ 2006-06-27T21:26:00

2006-06-27T20:34:19Z

so this is the first night i've spent at home in three nights, i just didn't come home! lol, not as odd as it sounds, see i've been sleeping at this cool cowgirls house because i've been there late and just fell asleep on the couch. she had a big trampelean, it's amazing!! i did a backflip the first time i tried (pissed everyone else off a little because they can't do them), it was actually the first time i'd been on a trampelean since i was three so i had quite pleased with all the aerobatics i can do intrinsically (maybe i'm spiderman?)

anyhoo...i noticed i don't comment on my friends journals as much as i could so i'm going to make more of an effort (if i'm at home:-p)

back to job hunting i suppose but before i go: what is your favourite song? (can be of all time or just at the mo) comment with answers. mine is 'slide' by the goo goo dolls

cheers

erro_faunus @ 2006-06-21T13:45:00

2006-06-21T12:45:01Z

Who Should Paint You: Gustav Klimt

Sensual and gorgeous, you would inspire an enchanting portrait..
With just enough classic appeal to be hung in any museum!

What Artist Should Paint Your Portrait?